Rita. an aspiring lawyer/archaeologist. France and Italy. white fashion. tulips. playing marco polo in the rain forest. book junkie. stamp collector. eternal scholar. hockey watcher.

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I was narrating the Olympics to my sister last night...

Her: So what's happening?
Me: Hmm, well, those guys from that one country is approaching the diving thingy....
Me: And wow. Can those speedos get any smaller? LOL.
Me: And they're spinning and falling...
Me: And they made it into the waterrr!
Me: And eigohesghon! HAHAHAHAHAHA. BUTTS. I SEE BUTTS. OMG. THIS IS PRICELESS.
Her: What?! Who won?!
Me: OMG. THIS IS AWKWARD. GRANDPA HAS A SUPER HD TV AND HE'S WATCHING WITH ME.
Me: I can't laugh, but eff yeah. Thanks Grandpa for your super HD TV.
Her: SO WHO WON?
Me: Oh. I don't know. Some country or some shit.
Me: LOLLLLLLL. BUTTS ALL AROUND.

itscandidlycara:

yo America listen up

if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down

80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains

i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat

confetti?

FUCK THAT

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