Chris Pratt and Dylan Prunty Recite Lines from “The LEGO Movie”

2 days ago   markoruffalo   via: hesashooter   16,082 notes   reblog


My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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"Were you always the captain? Mites, squirts, peewees?"

3 days ago   glovehand   via: blackhawkey   956 notes   reblog


do you ever just look at a hockey player and think you’re a fucking moron god bless you

3 days ago   staalsie   via: girlypearls-penguinshockey   861 notes   reblog
yes.   always.  


You think it’s expensive buying one hockey jersey??? Think off all the Jagr fans out there

3 days ago   captainxclutch   via: girlypearls-penguinshockey   429 notes   reblog


Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.


And the biggest dogs


Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 

and together

That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

3 days ago   volatilevibes   via: smoulderandbraids   82,771 notes   reblog
omfg.   cutie.   ponies   dogs   cute   animals  


I love her so much

3 days ago   saddeer   via: middle-earths-iron-throne   46,159 notes   reblog


People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

3 days ago   mrsfallontimberlake   via: nalle   87,210 notes   reblog

&& we shall be unintended legacies

Rita. an aspiring lawyer and archaeologist. France and Italy. white dresses. tulips and lilies. playing marco polo in the rain forest. book junkie. hockey watcher. stamp collector. eternal scholar.